Burg(h)ers without Buns

The other day, a girl I was eating lunch with had a plain hamburger with no bun. The sight of the juicy burger being dipped in ketchup prompted my response of "mmm...burgers without buns." After I said it, I realized it kind of has the same ring to it as something like Doctors without Borders. That's when I decided that Burg(h)ers without Buns will be a group dedicated to Pittsburgh women with flat butts, like me! Whether their flat butt is hereditary, as mine is (thanks, mom!) or a result of many years of many days of many hours of sitting in a chair to perform a mundane desk job (thanks, secretarial employers), it doesn't matter. Any Pittsburgh lady with not so much junk in her trunk can join. What the group has to offer to society aside from a welcome break from honkeytonk badonkadonks is yet to be determined.