He's Just a Boy Who Can't Say No

I called Guy on my way home from work today, only to hear some devastating news. Someone from Bethel Park football called and convinced Guy to buy yet another book full of pizza coupons. We bought a book last year and have barely used any of it because either the coupons entail buying a huge amount of pizza or you have to pick the pizza up (or it's from a gross pizza place like Italian Village). So, after chastising Guy for essentially wasting $24.95, I decided to let him off the hook. After all, I know he has trouble turning people down when they solicit him. However, my solution to the problem would be to encourage Guy to sharpen his nay-saying skills to prepare him for his inevitable future encounters with people who want to sell him something he doesn't need. His solution? He's never going to answer the phone ever again.