Two of my favorite funny lines from the past week - one from Guy and one from his cynical sidekick, House.
Patient: Einstein said, "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."
House: A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
Me: I told my mom how you used to beat people up.
And then we talked about if me and you have children, they'll be doomed.
Guy: To what? Good looks? [ Laughs evilly ]
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Guy struck me with fists of rage the other day and told me not to say anything. {Insert sad face here}
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