He So Funny

In college, I used to entertain/drive my friends crazy with stories of funny things Guy said or did. I can't help it -- I just think my husband is hilarious. Since I no longer live with two girls who I can share these stories with, I will use my blog instead. Here's what just transpired a few moments ago:

Me: Are you ever going to wash those? (Points to a sweater and a collared shirt that have been dirty since Guy committed a party foul at our Christmas party a few weeks ago)

Guy: I don't think you can wash sweaters.

Me: Well, what does the tag say?

Guy: It says, "throw away when dirty."
(He reads the tag)
"Machine wash warm, reshape and lay flat to dry."

Me: See? You can wash it.

Guy: Yeah, but it has to be washed warm!

(I think by emphasizing that it had to be washed at a particular temperature, it made him somehow feel like he had 'won' the conversation.)


In other news, we're going to Disney in 3 1/2 weeks, and I am super excited. My main worry is that we'll have bad weather in Pittsburgh and have our flight delayed our something along those lines. We have plans to eat at Cinderella's Royal Table the night we get in, so we can't be late! If you'd like to know what else is on our itinerary, just ask -- I'd be happy to share. :)