No, not Kyle Gass -- Kathy Griffin. If blogger had the ability to post charts and graphs, I would conveniently show you my feelings about the popular D-lister through an eloquently formed line graph. However, blogger does not have that ability, or if it does, I'm unaware of it. Therefore, I must explain my torrid relationship with Kathy in words rather than charts.
Stage one: I hate Kathy Griffin and carry this feeling throughout my life, though I'm not sure I have any basis for feeling this way.
Stage two: I get addicted to Bravo's reality shows, one of which is Kathy's "My Life on the D-list." Despite her bad hair, she moves up in my book to "somewhat likable" and "definitely entertaining."
Stage three: I find out that Kathy is friends with Rosie O'Donnell. In the words of "Best Week Ever" -- DOWNGRADE!
Stage four: I watch one of Kathy's stand-up acts where she repeatedly makes fun of Lindsay Lohan. The red-headed funny lady is back on my A-list.
And that is where we stand now, so we'll have to see how things change as I watch the new season of "My Life on the D-list" and find more reasons to have a love/hate relationship with a person who doesn't know I exist.
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