Thursday, September 25, 2008

Messy Me

I've always been somewhat of a slob, especially when eating. For instance, at our wedding, while eating dinner, I realized I was wiping my hands on my wedding dress instead of the napkin I thought I had put on my lap.

Last night, I spent 15 minutes or so outside, talking to my neighbor while our dogs ran around together. I came back inside and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. When I looked in the mirror, I noticed that there was a piece of macaroni & cheese literally stuck to my shirt. I ate Pokemon shaped mac & cheese for dinner, so it had been there for a while. How embarrassing.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Another Craigslist Gem

Saw this in the "wanted" section of craigslist:

--Yes, believe it or not, I'm looking for used porn magazines. Will pay cash $0.25 each for fair condition magazines. Pages must not be stuck together and front and back cover must be intact. If you have stacks of old magazines you want to get rid of, let me know... You could get money from them.

Not interested in any illegal porn or magazines from foreign countries (must be English) I may also be interested in used perfect 10 magazines in good condition.--

Now I have truly seen it all.

Friday, September 12, 2008

I'm Just Sayin'...

I saw this post on craigslist and thought it was worth reposting. I"ll let you guess which line is my favorite:

Here is the deal, you give me the name of the person, and assist in the prosecution of this scum bag. I hand you 1000.00 in cash.

On Saturday, Sept. 6th of this year, this jerk broke into my barn and stole 1 trail saddle. It is a TexTan medium brown basket weave, with a rough out seat, it has a 16 inch seat, and is used and broken in.
The saddle is not worth the 1000.00 reward I am offering, I would assume he sold it for around 400.00. Take the Grand and go buy a nice saddle, I would like to get this saddle returned, not because it has great sentimental value or anything like it. It just fits my wife's ass like a glove. More importantly, I want this dickhead exposed for what he really is. Yes I know who took it, I just need to prove it. Please call 724-593-8215 or email me at alldadsmoney@aol.com. I can very easily identify the saddle
The saddle is more than likely still in the Westmoreland county area